Sachchi yeh kahani hei.....
Friends, Drinks, Party, Sleep, Chor & Chori, "hero catches him", n Public ki Maar Police arrives late, takes the thief away!!!
Well if this sequence seems bollywood movie types, then to your surprise, it aint! A real life incident that just happens to have happened to 4 of my very own classmates of VGSOM!
The cast of the movie: Samrat Chauhan, Pravin Choudhary, Vishal Mittal and our very own CR-Kavnish Gupta.
Living in a PG in kolkatta, on one of the dry dull weekend Saturdays of the internship, they decide to have a Guys type Daaru paty. They arrange their choice of liquor and but the landlord comes sniffing. The guys are in biiiiiiig trouble, but try not to show it( after all a manager in how ever tough a situation has learn to bluff to the client that all is ok! This skill sure came in handy). He looks around all corners of the room and searches with a biiiiiig floodlight. The stuff is right at his feet, and he doesn't find it somehow (bollywoood screaming!)
Well he finally he goes but not before a warning. The chums decide to wait for some time before they got started with the party. The party is as usual, rounds of liquor, snacks, music, "dil ki baatein", cribs about vagaries of life, how fair or unfair it is and well until 4 am. After that time to stop, tomorrows office people! So by 5 am it is all wrapped up and soon they are fast asleep. But some time after Pravin hears someone roaming around the room.
He says "Koun hei be? Abhi se kyun uth gaya, IBM thode na jana hie, so jaa, wahan waise bhi kounsa kaam hei!!!". It is Kavnish. He has to atone for the "vella" time spent at IBM, and hence has to visit the ISCKON temple. So he tells Pravin, that he is leaving for the temple, its 7am. Some time after, again Pravin is woken up by some footsteps. Hes like, "Abe abhi tak gaya nahi kya and mere laptop ke sath kya kar raha hie tu?". He gets no reply. He turns and faces the person and tries to open his eyes a wink. He sees the person is lot more short in height than the favorite CR. He opens his eyes a little more. His half sleep brain does a quick face matching and finds out it's not one of his flat mates. He is wiiiiiiide awake, realizing that it's a thief who's trying to run away with his loved Laptop. He grabs the thief (lucky for Pravin that the thief is thinner than him). He asks the others to wake up and quick. Half asleep, Samrat and Vishal are asking him what is the urgency, it aint 9 am yet. Pravin mentions the word "thief". They are up and out of bed. They triad hold him and make him sit down on the floor. Sam stands guard (after all he is the Haryanvi Jat, known for strength!). Pravin goes in to call the Landlord. He comes and so does the aas paas ke kholi wali junta! Seeing the thief, they are all in rage. Well now that the public is there, they all start beating the thief up. All their lives' frustrations being taken out on the poor thief. More public joins in. The triad is just standing there, a spectator, no indulging in beating (the soft hearted souls don't believe in beating up the goon). The "junta" some how lays hands on leather belt lying on a table nearby. Thief gets beaten up all the more; he is still denying the theft charges. He somehow manages to convince Vishal that he had just come to collect some donation money for some foundation and had no intentions of theft. Well whatever, police is called for and arrives as always, at the end. Police takes the thief away. The public sees no more use for their karate skills, so the crowd thins off. Landlord told the triad to be a little more careful in future.
Pravin is the HERO of the day. He is happy and proud of himself.
Just then Kavnish enters and says,"what is all the commotion about; people are talking about some thief?" Hmmpph. They all brief him up and now Kavnish is scared, thief and in their PG, lest he comes again, for a revenge with more of his mates. None of the others are interested. They are way too sleepy and well back to sleep soon. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
THE END
Well I think no one made the report for summers and discussion on the incident took rest of their weekend.
Story Narrator: Kanishka Bhambhani
16 July 2007
Well if this sequence seems bollywood movie types, then to your surprise, it aint! A real life incident that just happens to have happened to 4 of my very own classmates of VGSOM!
The cast of the movie: Samrat Chauhan, Pravin Choudhary, Vishal Mittal and our very own CR-Kavnish Gupta.
Living in a PG in kolkatta, on one of the dry dull weekend Saturdays of the internship, they decide to have a Guys type Daaru paty. They arrange their choice of liquor and but the landlord comes sniffing. The guys are in biiiiiiig trouble, but try not to show it( after all a manager in how ever tough a situation has learn to bluff to the client that all is ok! This skill sure came in handy). He looks around all corners of the room and searches with a biiiiiig floodlight. The stuff is right at his feet, and he doesn't find it somehow (bollywoood screaming!)
Well he finally he goes but not before a warning. The chums decide to wait for some time before they got started with the party. The party is as usual, rounds of liquor, snacks, music, "dil ki baatein", cribs about vagaries of life, how fair or unfair it is and well until 4 am. After that time to stop, tomorrows office people! So by 5 am it is all wrapped up and soon they are fast asleep. But some time after Pravin hears someone roaming around the room.
He says "Koun hei be? Abhi se kyun uth gaya, IBM thode na jana hie, so jaa, wahan waise bhi kounsa kaam hei!!!". It is Kavnish. He has to atone for the "vella" time spent at IBM, and hence has to visit the ISCKON temple. So he tells Pravin, that he is leaving for the temple, its 7am. Some time after, again Pravin is woken up by some footsteps. Hes like, "Abe abhi tak gaya nahi kya and mere laptop ke sath kya kar raha hie tu?". He gets no reply. He turns and faces the person and tries to open his eyes a wink. He sees the person is lot more short in height than the favorite CR. He opens his eyes a little more. His half sleep brain does a quick face matching and finds out it's not one of his flat mates. He is wiiiiiiide awake, realizing that it's a thief who's trying to run away with his loved Laptop. He grabs the thief (lucky for Pravin that the thief is thinner than him). He asks the others to wake up and quick. Half asleep, Samrat and Vishal are asking him what is the urgency, it aint 9 am yet. Pravin mentions the word "thief". They are up and out of bed. They triad hold him and make him sit down on the floor. Sam stands guard (after all he is the Haryanvi Jat, known for strength!). Pravin goes in to call the Landlord. He comes and so does the aas paas ke kholi wali junta! Seeing the thief, they are all in rage. Well now that the public is there, they all start beating the thief up. All their lives' frustrations being taken out on the poor thief. More public joins in. The triad is just standing there, a spectator, no indulging in beating (the soft hearted souls don't believe in beating up the goon). The "junta" some how lays hands on leather belt lying on a table nearby. Thief gets beaten up all the more; he is still denying the theft charges. He somehow manages to convince Vishal that he had just come to collect some donation money for some foundation and had no intentions of theft. Well whatever, police is called for and arrives as always, at the end. Police takes the thief away. The public sees no more use for their karate skills, so the crowd thins off. Landlord told the triad to be a little more careful in future.
Pravin is the HERO of the day. He is happy and proud of himself.
Just then Kavnish enters and says,"what is all the commotion about; people are talking about some thief?" Hmmpph. They all brief him up and now Kavnish is scared, thief and in their PG, lest he comes again, for a revenge with more of his mates. None of the others are interested. They are way too sleepy and well back to sleep soon. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
THE END
Well I think no one made the report for summers and discussion on the incident took rest of their weekend.
Story Narrator: Kanishka Bhambhani
16 July 2007
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